{"id":987,"date":"2024-03-09T17:28:59","date_gmt":"2024-03-09T16:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/heartormind.com\/?p=987"},"modified":"2024-03-09T17:28:59","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T16:28:59","slug":"what-a-sht-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heartormind.com\/index.php\/2024\/03\/09\/what-a-sht-show\/","title":{"rendered":"What a sh*t show!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; admin_label=&#8221;Header&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.17.3&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; background_image=&#8221;https:\/\/heartormind.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/art-gallery-55.jpg&#8221; background_size=&#8221;initial&#8221; background_repeat=&#8221;repeat&#8221; custom_margin=&#8221;0px||0px||true|false&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;0px||0px||true|false&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; theme_builder_area=&#8221;post_content&#8221;][et_pb_row custom_padding_last_edited=&#8221;off|phone&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; background_position=&#8221;bottom_center&#8221; custom_padding_tablet=&#8221;17vw||17vw||false&#8221; use_custom_width=&#8221;on&#8221; width_unit=&#8221;off&#8221; custom_width_percent=&#8221;100%&#8221; locked=&#8221;off&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; theme_builder_area=&#8221;post_content&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;|||&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; custom_padding__hover=&#8221;|||&#8221; theme_builder_area=&#8221;post_content&#8221;][et_pb_text content_tablet=&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>What a sh*t show!<\/h2>\n<p>&#8221; content_phone=&#8221;<\/p>\n<h2>What a sh*t show!<\/h2>\n<p>&#8221; content_last_edited=&#8221;on|desktop&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.24.2&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; text_font=&#8221;Montserrat|300|||||||&#8221; text_text_color=&#8221;#000000&#8243; text_font_size=&#8221;18px&#8221; header_font=&#8221;||||||||&#8221; header_2_font=&#8221;Prata|500|||||||&#8221; header_2_text_align=&#8221;left&#8221; header_2_font_size=&#8221;56px&#8221; header_2_line_height=&#8221;1.3em&#8221; header_3_font=&#8221;|300|||||||&#8221; header_3_font_size=&#8221;30px&#8221; transform_translate_linked=&#8221;off&#8221; max_width=&#8221;100%&#8221; max_width_tablet=&#8221;70%&#8221; max_width_last_edited=&#8221;off|phone&#8221; hover_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243; header_2_font_size_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; header_2_font_size_phone=&#8221;26px&#8221; header_2_font_size_last_edited=&#8221;on|desktop&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; theme_builder_area=&#8221;post_content&#8221; sticky_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243;]<\/p>\n<h2>What a sh*t show!<\/h2>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][et_pb_row _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; theme_builder_area=&#8221;post_content&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;|||&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; custom_padding__hover=&#8221;|||&#8221; theme_builder_area=&#8221;post_content&#8221;][et_pb_text content_tablet=&#8221;How to take a few steps forward and make sure you don\u2019t step onto the next dog&#8217;s or any other animal\u2019s poo while you\u2019re driving the sales, teams and all the show forward.<\/p>\n<p>A bit sarcastic? Possibly. Sulky? Possibly.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s your friendly neighbourhood CEO slash amateur comedian here ready to dish out some tasty tips when the business life takes you on a rollercoaster. Because let\u2019s face it &#8211; we\u2019ve all been there wondering how on earth you\u2019ve found yourself there without any safety net beneath your feet.<\/p>\n<p>What exactly constitutes this sh*t show, you may ask. It\u2019s the magical time when everything hits the fan &#8211; your stockings go down, your coffee machine goes on strike, sorry, takes industrial action, your top employee announces they are leaving you and the rest of the team breaks your heart the moment you enter the office door.<br \/>\nBut fear not, my dear friends! I have some pearls of wisdom for you here.<\/p>\n<p>1. Embrace the chaos! Adapt like the chameleon and remember laughing at your own mistakes is the only thing that can save you.<br \/>\n2. Find your Rysio (Rysio is the name of our beloved handyman) &#8211; remember, you\u2019re not all alone down in the dumps. They will be a shoulder to cry on.<br \/>\n3. Follow Scarlett O\u2019Hara\u2019s philosophy of life &#8211; simply go to sleep and you will think about this sh*t tomorrow. Or never.<br \/>\n4. Find your inner Zen-master: picture this: sitting crossed-legged on your office desk (make sure the door is locked), surrounded by a sea of paperwork, chanting \u201com\u201d like your life depends on it. Never mind the sound of incoming mail. Please check if the desk is going to handle it or you may end up in E.R. but without Goerge Clooney there!<\/p>\n<p>So, there you have it &#8211; my not-so-expert advice on how to survive when the world is not your oyster but is more chaotic than the toddler\u2019s birthday party.<\/p>\n<p>Remember: when life gives you lemons, make a margarita and propose a toast to life.<br \/>\nCheers!&#8221; content_phone=&#8221;How to take a few steps forward and make sure you don\u2019t step onto the next dog&#8217;s or any other animal\u2019s poo while you\u2019re driving the sales, teams and all the show forward.<\/p>\n<p>A bit sarcastic? Possibly. Sulky? Possibly.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s your friendly neighbourhood CEO slash amateur comedian here ready to dish out some tasty tips when the business life takes you on a rollercoaster. Because let\u2019s face it &#8211; we\u2019ve all been there wondering how on earth you\u2019ve found yourself there without any safety net beneath your feet.<\/p>\n<p>What exactly constitutes this sh*t show, you may ask. It\u2019s the magical time when everything hits the fan &#8211; your stockings go down, your coffee machine goes on strike, sorry, takes industrial action, your top employee announces they are leaving you and the rest of the team breaks your heart the moment you enter the office door.<br \/>\nBut fear not, my dear friends! I have some pearls of wisdom for you here.<\/p>\n<p>1. Embrace the chaos! Adapt like the chameleon and remember laughing at your own mistakes is the only thing that can save you.<br \/>\n2. Find your Rysio (Rysio is the name of our beloved handyman) &#8211; remember, you\u2019re not all alone down in the dumps. They will be a shoulder to cry on.<br \/>\n3. Follow Scarlett O\u2019Hara\u2019s philosophy of life &#8211; simply go to sleep and you will think about this sh*t tomorrow. Or never.<br \/>\n4. Find your inner Zen-master: picture this: sitting crossed-legged on your office desk (make sure the door is locked), surrounded by a sea of paperwork, chanting \u201com\u201d like your life depends on it. Never mind the sound of incoming mail. Please check if the desk is going to handle it or you may end up in E.R. but without Goerge Clooney there!<\/p>\n<p>So, there you have it &#8211; my not-so-expert advice on how to survive when the world is not your oyster but is more chaotic than the toddler\u2019s birthday party.<\/p>\n<p>Remember: when life gives you lemons, make a margarita and propose a toast to life.<br \/>\nCheers!&#8221; content_last_edited=&#8221;on|phone&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.24.2&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; text_font=&#8221;Montserrat|300|||||||&#8221; text_text_color=&#8221;#000000&#8243; text_font_size=&#8221;18px&#8221; text_line_height=&#8221;1.6em&#8221; header_font=&#8221;Prata||||||||&#8221; header_3_font=&#8221;Prata|700|||||||&#8221; max_width=&#8221;700px&#8221; module_alignment=&#8221;center&#8221; hover_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; theme_builder_area=&#8221;post_content&#8221; sticky_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p>How to take a few steps forward and make sure you don\u2019t step onto the next dog&#8217;s or any other animal\u2019s poo while you\u2019re driving the sales, teams and all the show forward.<\/p>\n<p>A bit sarcastic? Possibly. Sulky? Possibly.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s your friendly neighbourhood CEO slash amateur comedian here ready to dish out some tasty tips when the business life takes you on a rollercoaster. Because let\u2019s face it &#8211; we\u2019ve all been there wondering how on earth you\u2019ve found yourself there without any safety net beneath your feet.<\/p>\n<p>What exactly constitutes this sh*t show, you may ask. It\u2019s the magical time when everything hits the fan &#8211; your stockings go down, your coffee machine goes on strike, sorry, takes industrial action, your top employee announces they are leaving you and the rest of the team breaks your heart the moment you enter the office door.<br \/>But fear not, my dear friends! I have some pearls of wisdom for you here.<\/p>\n<p>1. Embrace the chaos! Adapt like the chameleon and remember laughing at your own mistakes is the only thing that can save you.<br \/>2. Find your Rysio (Rysio is the name of our beloved handyman) &#8211; remember, you\u2019re not all alone down in the dumps. They will be a shoulder to cry on.<br \/>3. Follow Scarlett O\u2019Hara\u2019s philosophy of life &#8211; simply go to sleep and you will think about this sh*t tomorrow. Or never.<br \/>4. Find your inner Zen-master: picture this: sitting crossed-legged on your office desk (make sure the door is locked), surrounded by a sea of paperwork, chanting \u201com\u201d like your life depends on it. Never mind the sound of incoming mail. 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